This
world is a crazy twisted place. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I
absolutely love freaky twisted shocking shit, as long as no harm is done
to others. But I am a person who wonders a whole lot, so here are some
things that really make my mind do flips and say whaaathfff??
Sharpie eyebrows-
Okay people, I understand that there’s gonna be some that don’t know
how to pencil in their eyebrows, BUT I see this way too much; it’s a
growing trend and I just don’t get it.
Hideously long finger nails-
What really concerns me with extra long nails is I just don’t
underfreakinstand how these people can wipe themselves without complete
self mutilation…not to mention the unsanitary conditions that live under
those bloodcurdling things.
Neck rings-
I understand this is a culture thing…but I just don’t get it…why why
why? If these neck rings were removed, I wonder if the head would fall
to the side like a lollipop on a soggy stick.
Massive face piercing dude-
This guy just really freaks me out. I had a nightmare about him one
time - he was chasing me, and when he got close to me his piercing would
spew forth at me like a porcupine and do major damage to my tender
flesh!
Vinyl suits-
Apart from being really uncomfortable, you look like an idiot. And
what is with the mouse ears. This gives me the creepy creepy creeps.
Washing a bunny-
This picture speaks for itself.
REALLY weird shoes-
I am a shoe girl and I love shoes but what the hell is happening out
there? I have seen so many weird shoes lately. I know maybe my man
BungleGrind will like these because they’re black and red. ;-)
Long too thick eyelashes-
Well this mascara works really outrageously well wouldn’t ya say?
Tongue modifications-
I really have never understood how people could pierce their tongue in
general. Yeah yeah I know the sexual reason why they do it, but ya no, I
would never ever mess with my tongue for any reason, it just completely
grosses my shit out. And a zipper? Yiiikes!
Extra small waist-
It seems like any time this woman would eat it wouldn’t go down and it
would back up like an overstuffed garbage disposer, and come spewing
forth out of the hole in her head.
Pick up a kid when you looked like that? Jeeeeez
Lip Stretching-
Okay I know it’s another culture thing and I don’t get it but I
thought it was way cool how this guy had a Weird Creatures disk in that
stretchy lip of his. Even though I don’t understand the crazy lip; this
guy is freakin’ awesome!!!
I
am going to tell you about another near fatal incident that happened to
me. Although my previous blog about my near drowning was written from
my own perspective of how I experienced it and what’s in my own memory;
this is only told based on the description by my family as I have no
recollection of it whatsoever, all that remains as a reminder is a
physical scar.
The year was 1970 and I was a little girl of 4. I was at home with my
sister who was 10 and some of here friends. My mom was home and in her
bedroom upstairs. My sister and her friends were acting pretty goofy
dancing and playing a Beatles album on the record player. I wanted to
join in the fun so I climbed up on to the step stool in our kitchen. It
looks like this…we still have it in the family…
So
I guess I was trying to be taller like my sister and all of her
friends. I was dancing on top of the stool and then I slipped off of the
chair. Somehow I landed on my face and my nose hit the bottom of the
kitchen table leg. My kitchen table looked something like this with the
legs that sprawl out from it. But the legs on our table were squared off
and not round like this which made them sharp.
I hit the ground pretty hard I guess because it knocked me out cold.
When my nose hit the metal table leg it sliced clean through my flesh on
the side and blood squirted and started to pool on the ground around my
head. My sister ran up stairs to get my mom while her friends gathered
around me. Everyone thought I was dead because I was motionless with
blood everywhere. My mom came rushing down and she thought I was dead
too, but she checked me and realized that I was breathing after all. She
also noticed that my nose was sliced half off of my face! She grabbed a
kitchen towel to apply pressure and subdue the bleeding.
So she drove me to the emergency room while my sister held the towel in
place on my face. We lived directly across the street from the
hospital; it was less than a mile away. Then they revived me from being
knocked out and I guess I was screaming a lot. My nose needed stitches
as it had been sliced off pretty bad on the side from hitting the table.
So being a rambunctious 4 year old I was kicking and screaming and they
were unable to control me. So they put me in a canvas like sack with
cord around my neck. They did this so that I wouldn’t punch and kick
them while they worked on me. My mom said it was a terrible sight to
see. But I think she probably liked it because she always liked all of
that gory stuff! Ha!
Anyway, they did a good job of mending me because my nose looks okay.
If one looks closely at my nose, the stitch marks can be seen up the
side, but I guess it’s not too bad.
