This world is a crazy twisted place. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love freaky twisted shocking shit, as long as no harm is done to others. But I am a person who wonders a whole lot, so here are some things that really make my mind do flips and say whaaathfff??
Sharpie eyebrows-
Okay people, I understand that there’s gonna be some that don’t know how to pencil in their eyebrows, BUT I see this way too much; it’s a growing trend and I just don’t get it.
Hideously long finger nails-
What really concerns me with extra long nails is I just don’t underfreakinstand how these people can wipe themselves without complete self mutilation…not to mention the unsanitary conditions that live under those bloodcurdling things.
Neck rings-
I understand this is a culture thing…but I just don’t get it…why why why? If these neck rings were removed, I wonder if the head would fall to the side like a lollipop on a soggy stick.
Massive face piercing dude-
This guy just really freaks me out. I had a nightmare about him one time - he was chasing me, and when he got close to me his piercing would spew forth at me like a porcupine and do major damage to my tender flesh!
Vinyl suits-
Apart from being really uncomfortable, you look like an idiot. And what is with the mouse ears. This gives me the creepy creepy creeps.
Washing a bunny-
This picture speaks for itself.
REALLY weird shoes-
I am a shoe girl and I love shoes but what the hell is happening out there? I have seen so many weird shoes lately. I know maybe my man BungleGrind will like these because they’re black and red. ;-)
Long too thick eyelashes-
Well this mascara works really outrageously well wouldn’t ya say?
Tongue modifications-
I really have never understood how people could pierce their tongue in general. Yeah yeah I know the sexual reason why they do it, but ya no, I would never ever mess with my tongue for any reason, it just completely grosses my shit out. And a zipper? Yiiikes!
Extra small waist-
It seems like any time this woman would eat it wouldn’t go down and it would back up like an overstuffed garbage disposer, and come spewing forth out of the hole in her head.
Pick up a kid when you looked like that? Jeeeeez
Lip Stretching-
Okay I know it’s another culture thing and I don’t get it but I thought it was way cool how this guy had a Weird Creatures disk in that stretchy lip of his. Even though I don’t understand the crazy lip; this guy is freakin’ awesome!!!
Old Blog Comments:
ReplyDeleteBungleGrind
this is too funny baby.those pictures killed me too.i have actually seen a few of them before.new meaning to the term zip your lip.i wouldn’t like those shoes though.too high.i like being eye to eye with you.although, wait a minute ….eye to boobie …..wait a minute….second thought …..yeah, me like those shoes.you want i should get yous a pair?
March 29, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Yeah…go ahead and buy mes a pair. :-D
March 29, 2010
Munkyman
I don’t get the eyebrow thing either.
The weird long nail thing is disturbing to me too, for all the same reasons. It developed as a symbol of power to show they didn’t have to work but, i’ve sen some lady typing with them so fast it looked like there were little colorful snakes on her keyboard.
Those shoes are an extrapolation of a shoe that Chinese ladies wore in feudal times, feet bound so tight they couldn’t walk on their own anyway.
Pierced face guy,… (ewwww) … I bet he doesn’t fly much.
Zipper tongue is disturbing & I don’t think I’d let that near my tender bits, just looking at it gives me flash backs to the 1st time I saw "Something About Mary."
I can’t stop chuckling about the Latex Mighty Mouse.
Orc says: "A nice ripe child & no katsup."
March 29, 2010
ChimesofLife48
I did not know that about the shoes…hmm interesting. They are just really r-tarded looking. Thank for paying this some attention Munky… :-D your comments rock.
March 29, 2010
Munkyman
Thanks for the heads up on them, I can always use a chuckle.
I’m still giggling about Mr. Mouse.
March 29, 2010