Sunday, January 26, 2014

SCRIBBLES CHALLENGE # 77 - Dare You Look at Me?

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  1. BungleGrind

    well, i once was a cherubic blond haired little boy that beamed with wonder anytime he got to go to a carnival or toys ‘r’ us.i had soft and milky white skin.freckles.you know, the typical cherubic blond haired white boy stuff.but i had an evil eyebrow.that was my mark of the devil.much like the trio of sixes that lay nestled in damiens scalp, i had an eyebrow that sharpened and pointed upwards.
    when i hit 400 years old and had not grown in size, things started to get boring and i had to step it up a notch.i started hanging around the hospitals flashing my junk to student nurses and one day i saw a nifty sex change operation when i sneaked a peak into a keyhole and right then i knew what i had to do.the whole visual of penises and vaginas gave me in uteran flashback and i realized that i was not meant for this world in this cherubic little boy body that would never grow.so, i crawled back into the first vagina that i saw and waited …..and i waited …..and waited …..then…..yep, i waited some more …… and 400 more years went by and i felt a stirring and heard a bunch of noises …..then a voice ….sounded a lot like tony curtis.
    then i made my great escape and in a rush of flow and bursting of flesh i broke through the upper back/lower neck of some crazy white lady and after i stepped onto the cold,hard floor and felt the blood and gore dripping off of me i ventured over to the mirror and there i saw a face …..a handsome midget.tiny stumpy little arms and legs.a doll like face that was covered with remnants of crazy white lady goo.
    i still had that evil eyebrow.both my eyebrows had not been trimmed in almost 800 years and they had grown up out of my head.i still had crazy white lady goo on my face and some of it had gotten in my eye and one of my eyes had grown lazy.
    my lips were brittle and cracked like a pavement on my face and i had a scar running down the side of my head that looked like an opening into my skull.
    my nose was quite large and the nostrils had been caked with spew and crazy white lady plasma.
    i turned around and looked at my self from the back …..and HOT DAMN! I HAD ONE SEXY ASS!
    first thing i said to myself was that i needed to find that chick i saw in a movie once.most beautiful woman i had ever laid eyes on.she spewed pea soup all over this priest and i jumped up and down and said that one day i would have her spew on me like that.the rest as they say is history.

    June 12, 2010

    ChimesofLife48

    Yep your evil eyebrow and one sexy ass…yum…my pea soup filth & crustiness…yum…we are both so damn delicious together, it’s almost unreal. I am on my way to your office now…again. ;-)

    June 13, 2010

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