http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Judgment_%28Michelangelo%29
Artist
Michelangelo
Year
1537-1541
The
sky is below my feet. The movement and blending of flesh is
everywhere; crowding and acting upon whatever may be their whim. I have
but two eyes to absorb this and truly I need more. He bares the weight of a wooden cross with bedraggled humans grasping on behind him only adding more burdens to his distress. His nude skin is splintered on his back. Onlookers fly by and he hears a tambourine jingling softly. Is that a hand he feels creeping into the crack of his muscled buttocks?
He must deliver the column of cement as he floats through the sky. He will share the weight with the others. His loincloth is drifting downward and dissolving into a buttery mist. Is that a baby’s head he sees in the vapor with green vomit on its chin?
She is being pinched severely but she can’t see where it’s coming from, the blue sash wrapped around her head is preventing any sight. Her foot is being tickled. Is that hot breath she feels on the back of her knee?
He thinks my penis is extremely minuscule, and I need to pass gas from the other end, but that old man crawling behind me seems nice. I am going to keep my hand glued to my thigh and resist the temptation to grab that beautiful derriere. Is that Him I see?
He holds the human pelt in his hand and points the guilty blade towards all who come into its path. He will do it again. He is worthy...see how his servant lovingly attaches himself to his back?
He must be careful or he will scratch the face of the orange haired girl behind him with the little ladder that he has his shoulder jammed into. Why are those men wrestling like that?
He’s biting his shoulder, he’s sniffing his underarm, and he’s breaking his back. Is that nine spikes on that weapon?
Wrapped around his legs so tight a demon is pulling him down with all his might. And down farther below his Father’s face starts to show – he can see through his tears as clear as mud. And then a man is spotted beneath - is it a snake or an eel, that upon his genitalia it is making its meal?
He will not tolerate anyone on his boat. He will use the ore again without hesitation. Can you see how the man is suffering from its blow?
The dead shall rise he thinks as he carries his brother’s corpse and attempts to lift it towards the heavens. He is much more respectful as the man next to him is holding his loved one upside down. Is that half a person he sees, or is he just on his knees?
I can no longer bare to look down at the sky so I look up at the ground and it is plain...so I look down again, and I see the alter with Jesus on the cross, upside-down. How can this be?
A FEW CLUES:
BungleGrind
ReplyDeletethat was hilarious sweet pea.this was such a cool idea because there is so much in this picture.i am looking at it and yet i can’t seem to grasp it all.its like standing overtop of a giant orgy or something.i gotta zoom in real good though because i want to see that chunky green baby head.i’m not so enthused about the dude with a hand in his ass.i mean, if its his own i guess back in those days people got lonely and were known to improvise.but i know that those palaces didn’t have those soap dispensers everywhere like they do now so ….ummm….yeah …..ewww.oh, and i don’t wanna know why those men are wrestling either.wwf hadn’t been invented,in fact, wtf hadn’t even been invented either.so ….its not good i just know it.then you got the butt trumpet …..and the dude suffering a blow on his knees …..come to think of it ….i might not really wanna examine this picture too closely because the whole thing sounds rather perverted.so i’ll just look up ….then down ….then smile and nod and do a short bus wave …..and say that this picture was “neat.” yay wow.now i wanna kiss the writer.just so you know.
October 24, 2011
ChimesofLife48
Thank you babe! I really put in a lot less details than i wanted to but I was short on time. I kind of just let it flow based on each part i examined. It certainly can be the beginnings of an orgy. The baby head is on the upper right side…see it now? Oh and the man is probably feeling someone else’s hand in his ass crack. Good point about the lack of soap dispensers! Ewwww! thank you for the short bus wave…you know how much I love those! Oh and the yay and wow toooo! This writer want me some kisses….NOW!
October 24, 2011
BungleGrind
okay, i still can’t see the baby head.is it a dirty one or a clean one? but those new pictures added a whole new level to that.those are some seriously creepy peeps.but something i saw ….or maybe didn’t see ….maybe i am looking at this wrong ….but ….WOW.is the snake swallowing that guys dick? that is fucking nuts.literally.
October 24, 2011
funfreak
Chimes….that was so funny! How did you ever come up with that idea? I kept going back and forth to see if I could find who you were talking about!
October 24, 2011
ChimesofLife48
Thanks funfreak! Okay I added a some clues for you and also made a small update…. :-D I have an application on my iPad that sends me a piece of artwork everyday. When I saw this, I got the idea of just describing some of the goings on and putting a creative twist to it. I have seen this before, and it really just blows my mind every time. It’s all pretty twisted stuff…when you look at certain ones close up it really is some crazy perverted activities all right under right the big JC and his wife. ha
October 24, 2011
SteamPunk
Surreal and very funny! I loved every detail… You illustrated the illustration better than the illustration was… illustrated… I wish I could bookmark this.
October 25, 2011
ChimesofLife48
Thank you very much SteamPunk, and it’s so nice to know that if there were a bookmark feature you would bookmark it, but since there is no bookmarking it can’t be bookmarked. :-D
October 26, 2011
ChimesofLife48
Thanks! :-)