Please
beware and be forewarned! This blog may be disturbing to some
individuals. Enter at your own risk and I'm sorry about wanting to blog
about something so disturbing, but this stuff fascinates me, and I
can't understand a lot of what is going on in this evil world.
First let me define what Esohytnam is in illustrations, as It is very hard for me to describe something so sickening and disturbing.
Do these look like regular dudes?
Regular guy waiting to meet a woman on the corner for a date?
Regular college student?
Office worker?
Are you catching on to the atrocity yet?
Yeah we really like this girl...yes we do...yes REALLY!
Yeah we really like this girl...yes we do...yes REALLY!
Regular skater attire?
Maybe a regular high school dude?
Regular sports fan?
Regular muscle man-legs?
All I can say here is WTFFF???
Okay still not catching on....? I'll make this a little easier...
HAHA!!
Okay people, if you haven't figured it out yet - Esohytnam is Mantyhose spelled backwards. I heard that Satanic people spell words backwards so I thought this word deserved that recognition, with it being so wrong and all.
I think Richard Simmons wears them because he has medical leg issues which is okay ...I tried to find a picture of him wearing his Mantyhose but couldn't, so here he is in a salad...
This is how you do it guys, but please PLEASE don't...
Ladies, what would you do if your man took off his pants and...
this is what you saw?
...this guy has no junk well I know, most manikins don't, but that makes me wonder...junk squeezed in there would be uncomfortable for a guy...right?
I am perplexed as to what is happening. Why would guys want to wear these things? Men are turning into women and it is truly horrifying to me.
To offset the eye pain I may have caused - here's two pictures that will hopefully defuse it.
For the Women:
...this guy has no junk well I know, most manikins don't, but that makes me wonder...junk squeezed in there would be uncomfortable for a guy...right?
I am perplexed as to what is happening. Why would guys want to wear these things? Men are turning into women and it is truly horrifying to me.
To offset the eye pain I may have caused - here's two pictures that will hopefully defuse it.
For the Women:
For the men:
For the inbetweens:
Oh yeah and I don't get Guyliner or Manscara either.
...or Manpris...
...or the Murse (man purse)...
yeah I would say no...this guy is not holding it for his wife.
Old Blog Comments:
ReplyDeletesmilymiley
that was really interesting!!!
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February 21, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Thanks – uh glad you found it to be…interesting?
February 21, 2010
vestigesofhermind
Well done! My daughter doesn’t seem put off
by men wearing eyeliner. She might however,
not want to share her pantyhose with a mate.
This was every educational and entertaining.
February 21, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Thanks. Seems that the younger generation is more accepting of men becoming more women-like. It’s very scary to me, and personally I don’t like it as you can already see after reading this blog. There are just some things that should be kept on one side of the fence. This trend just seems to be spreading like a disease, and damn it, I just want it to stop…but yeah, that’s just me.
February 21, 2010
StayingAlive
You call this evil?
..
Wow.
February 21, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Yep- but it does sound more evil when said backwards. Evil can be defined in many different ways. Look it up in the dictionary.
February 21, 2010
StayingAlive
I am going to have to strongly disagree with this one.
Quite narrow-minded and presumptious.
February 21, 2010
ReplyDeleteBungleGrind
i’m really not sure where the men wanting to act woman-like stuff may have started.i never really paid much attention to it because its not my thing.i mean, i’m all about equality and what not, but a dude wearing womens clothes is just not normal.i know the hair bands perfected the art of the whole cross gendering thing in the 80’s.i admit, i love the music but i never got the lifestyle.dudes trying to look like women to pick up ….women.i could never wrap my head around that because i think too much.did these men secretly want to be women? did the women who fucked these men secretly wish to be lesbians? it was just too off the charts for me.these pictures killed me.i can not look at them without laughing.something that i think is wrong though is society trying to encourage this behavior.people are trying so hard to be politically correct that they blur the lines between what is not considered typical and what flat out crosses a line.but this behavior crosses a line and people like this should not be encouraged to do anything but seek help.just my opinion.still, it is damn funny to me to look at.
February 21, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Yeah, men acting like women have been around for a while, but more in the gay community or transsexual stuff which actually never really bothered me because those men are really a different bread and pretty cool actually. But what really gets me is it has permeated into the straight male population, and these men who are well I think it may be called metrosexual…it started out pretty light like really well dressed men with a pressed shirt, great shoes and neat hair, but now it’s really starting to go overboard with all of this I think. Some straight men are just really crossing the line. Is this what women really want? Not this one anyway.
February 21, 2010
Munkyman
you should listen to the song "out of the wardrobe" by the kinks, it’s… odd.
February 25, 2010
Munkyman
I really like knee high socks but, um mantyhose is just too far. I remember a skirt rebellion in my highschool when they decided guys couldn’t wear shorts to school in the 100 degree heat of a Virginia May but, that’s just not the same.
February 22, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Knee high socks rock..especially the tube socks with the colored bands…I like those and add a pair of sneaker skates and it’s too groovy! A protest skirt worn by some dudes is just fine in my book..yeah not even close to the Mantyhose trend. :-)
February 22, 2010
ReplyDeletenewmansa
You really seem pretty narrow-minded. I mean, if you don’t like the trend, so be it. But to call it evil and so disturbing that it must be mentioned only with backward spelling? Come on…
BTW, you’ve got a pretty wide conglomeration of pics posted. So, you’re bound to pull in some who are really out on the fringe—like the guy wearing a skirt with hose. But by and large, the ‘mantyhose’ trend is made up mostly of guys who started wearing them for practical reasons (leg support, warmth-without-bulk, etc.) and discovered that they’re really pretty comfortable in some situations. The anti-pantyhose propaganda pushed by the ladies isn’t really the last word on it.
February 23, 2010
ChimesofLife48
I think your Mantyhose may be a little to tight – don’t get them all in a bunch over this; you’re being too serious. You’re right I am narrow minded about this subject in general but I have good reason to be, and I will not explain. As far as the spelling of it backwards, that was done in jest, my sick twisted evil jest and that’s just the way I am, thus the way I write.
February 24, 2010
johndoe22
Sick evil disgusting, it seems to as easily fit your judgmental attitude as well as what you’re talking about… This is hardly a neutral blog about the subject, a mixture of hand picked images and assertions in an attempt to justify your position and incite others. Some men, believe it or not, gain relief from the support varieties of mantyhose caused by various medical conditions. You say that that’s OK, but then go on to rubbish RS with salad of all things. Women have done whatever they’ve pleased as far as crossing the gender divide is concerned, you don’t have any right to deny men the same privilege.
BTW Since you profess to be a christian in your profile, you should heed the what is said in the bible about judging people!
February 23, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Yep that’s me, a sick twisted evil judgmental christian.
P.S. I like RS and that picture of him in the salad is cute. Sorry if you don’t agree.
February 24, 2010
Faolin
Wow that made me laugh!! I would probably laugh too if my man came to bed with pantyhose but it might turn out to be fun!
March 04, 2010
stevehayes13
Whatever someone wants to wear seems to be a matter for them. The default position should always be: liberty.
April 08, 2010
ChimesofLife48
Yeah I know- this was done in jest and thought you’d find it amusing since you did the whole backwards spelling thing too; although, for a different reason. Not like I have any control over any of this, but I am at liberty to make fun of it. Liberty is awesome.
April 08, 2010
Giabug
Yes, it is evil and must be stopped in our lifetime.
Some fashion faux pas are the work of Satan, or at the very least some person in a back room laughing and saying, "Do you think they’ll actually fall for this and wear these?"
This has been truly scary
Especially that picture of Richard Simmons in the salad. Yikes!
April 10, 2010
ChimesofLife48
ha! What a breath of fresh air you are. Someone actually sees it the way I do! Oh wow your comment just cracked me up big time. Thanks for stopping by and commenting my new friend. :-)
April 12, 2010
this is like one of the all time classics of the chimes classics. that picture of richard simmons in a salad never fails to crack me the fuck up! the comments are golden too and that is so cool you were able to add them here. just peafect!
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